ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

If you happen to see in my blog, some outrageous titles, then it would contain conversations
between me and my good buddy Peter Harris. Why do I give them outrageous titles? Because we have outrageous and fantastically out of the blue stuff to talk about anywhere, anytime, and about everything! For instance:

Peter: "MEAT"
(By Saying MEAT, we greet each other. It's like 'Hello' in normal human tongue)
Me: "PETER. MEAT"

Peter: "YES, I have discovered another awesome mighty power of the Shadow Stick"
Me: "UTANAPISHTIM! What reign of power have you brought forth??"
Peter: "UTANAPISHTIM! I made the skies rain fires, and fireball hales! PUNEY HUMAN!"
Me: "CRUSH THEM! So, what happens after that?"
Peter: "Well mate... my mom sent me to my room..."

A SHOUTOUT TO THE SHADOW LEAGUE!!!

Here are my buddies Ian Stall, and Peter Harris.We do a lot of things together. We hunt children, we like women. We eat MEAT. MEAT MEAT MEAT. We have a league, called the SHADOW LEAGUE.


UTANAPISHTIM!!!

After years of reign, Peter turned out to be the Snow Queen of Narnia (it's because he's partially Canadian and British all together).

As for me, I am prince Caspian.

There are some new addition of the league, new members include:

MADDIE FITZPATRICK!!
This is her when she was born, out of a rock. She is the King of Narnia (just because she's like cool, and she owns the SHADOW WHIP, and coincidentally, she's Peter girlfriend.)

HHS in my eyes: A Communist Morning Greeting!

I was an exchange student that was hosted in Wisconsin, and I went to Homestead High School for my final year of high school. There's this very interesting friend of mine, his name is Ilia. He's Russian you see, pureblood, looks the part, talk the talk, and walk the walk. He's cool, not only cool, he's the person you would say: ICE COLD...

We meet every morning in front of History class for our morning chats:

Me: "Hey Ilia! Good morning!"
Ilia: *Nods cooly, "Hey."

knowing how Ilia is, I try to keep the conversation light, and heck, it's in the morning... and so we come up to this topic about having guns in the house, and Ilia declared his point of view:

Ilia: "I think everyone should be allowed to carry a gun, anytime"
Me: "Well this world wouldn't be a happy place now would it?"
Ilia: "It would my friend, after I erase some names of my list."
Me: "As you would shoot them and kill them... I don't think so."
Ilia: "Aha, you see, I will file and report myself as in self-defense"

*Moment of silence, dread, and awkwardness...

Me: "Ilia, are you crazy?"
Ilia: "No. I'm just Russian."



Favorite Stereotypical Russian line:
"In Russia, we stab you with pen. In the Jugular"

My Friend, Fay, With Her View Upon The World.

Back in my early high school days in Jakarta, there were times my classmates and I take time
to sit down together, enjoy lunch, have a few laughs, and talk about profound things in life...
So the day came for us to listen at our dear friend, Fay (it's her nickname), to give her point of view about the world. Do know that Fay is known as a sweet, nice, very intelligent, creative, and good-looking girl... and so she said...

"Nobody's a virgin!"

We were very much in awe on what Fay said that morning, and so we asked "Why do you think nobody's a virgin, Fay?" And she answered:

"Because LIFE, and THE WORLD, my friends, f*%s us all."

Wait, whaa @_@ ???



But Hey, couldn't agree more. Heheh.