HHS in my eyes: A Communist Morning Greeting!

I was an exchange student that was hosted in Wisconsin, and I went to Homestead High School for my final year of high school. There's this very interesting friend of mine, his name is Ilia. He's Russian you see, pureblood, looks the part, talk the talk, and walk the walk. He's cool, not only cool, he's the person you would say: ICE COLD...

We meet every morning in front of History class for our morning chats:

Me: "Hey Ilia! Good morning!"
Ilia: *Nods cooly, "Hey."

knowing how Ilia is, I try to keep the conversation light, and heck, it's in the morning... and so we come up to this topic about having guns in the house, and Ilia declared his point of view:

Ilia: "I think everyone should be allowed to carry a gun, anytime"
Me: "Well this world wouldn't be a happy place now would it?"
Ilia: "It would my friend, after I erase some names of my list."
Me: "As you would shoot them and kill them... I don't think so."
Ilia: "Aha, you see, I will file and report myself as in self-defense"

*Moment of silence, dread, and awkwardness...

Me: "Ilia, are you crazy?"
Ilia: "No. I'm just Russian."



Favorite Stereotypical Russian line:
"In Russia, we stab you with pen. In the Jugular"