Rudolph The Cyborg Reindeer

Back in my Exchange Year in Wisconsin, we exchange students had special privileges... that include speaking in weird (a lot find it sexy) accents, putting a "I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU JUST SAID" blank face and actually mean it, making weird (I should say Foreign) noises, and exploring new and very exciting stuff.

One of the best discoveries I made along my exchange year was that I found Rudolph... ish. It was actually a Moose, but it was the next best thing to a reindeer... and it was made of Metal... like a cyborg... an android Moose if you will... but it was so cool. It was made out of Titanium and Stainless Steel, so it won't rust at any weather. I found it in Chicago, when we exchange students had a Chicago trip (Duh)... I HAD to take a picture of it, I don't know when it will fly off to guide Santa when Santa wants to take a trip hazardous nations, or nations at war... since this Moose (Reindeerish) is a cyborg.. and it had a very interesting, distinctive, and intimidating feature the creator decided to include..



.A complete set of the Moose's Genitals. A Titanium Schlong, and a pair of Titanium Ding-Dongs .

Awesome.


"Rudolph the Cyborg Reindeer... Had a pair of shiny balls..."